From the recording GENiUS Unveils Simple Trick to Have ZERO Dental Bills!
A paean to Dr. Jonathan Crick.
"As we all know, the costs of dental care can be prohibitive - and that's if you can even get access to a dental professional in the first place!
Thankfully, help is at hand. There's no longer any need for you to worry about making a choice between expensive dental care or living with chronic pain.
Now, you can live free from dental pain AND dental bills... FOREVER!
Dr. Jonathan Crick is the internet sensation that is revolutionizing our understanding of "dental care", in line with the principles in his best-selling book, "The Dr.Crick Method"..."
Lyrics
Francine had a toothache
A nagging, throbbing sore
Tormenting her for weeks
Francine had a toothache
With the unrelenting pain
She couldn’t get a good night’s sleep
Francine made the call
Every day she made the call
Each time she made the call
With a simple question
Can I please
Can I please
Can I please just get an appointment?!
I can’t get an appointment!
Out of options and out of hope
Francine turned to Dr. Crick
A half of whisky and rusty pliers
Will surely do the trick!
Wait and see
Just you see
Wait and see
You won’t need an appointment
“I’m going to let you into a secret.
Here’s all you need to do…
That’s right.
Every. Single. One.”
All of them
That’s right
All of them
All of them
That’s right
All of them
All of them
That’s right
All of them
Every single one!
Pull them out
That’s right
All of them
Every single one!
All I need
All I need
All I need
Is soup and a straw!